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The Last Smoker in America

Full-Length Musical, Comedy  /  2w, 2m

Book and Lyrics by Bill Russell
Music by Peter Melnick

A raucous, irreverent and unfiltered new musical comedy. Enter an America where the government is in your kitchen, sniffing for outlawed cigarettes!

The Last Smoker in America

  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    2w, 2m
  • Duration
    Duration
    90 minutes
  • SubGenre
    Subgenre
    Farce
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    Adult, Senior, Teen (Age 14 - 18)

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Summary
The Last Smoker in America is a raucous, irreverent and unfiltered new musical comedy, with book and lyrics by Tony Award® nominee Bill Russell (Side Show) and music by Drama Desk® nominee Peter Melnick (Adrift in Macao). Enter an America where the government is in your kitchen, sniffing for outlawed cigarettes! The extreme anti-smoking laws test the sanity of one suburban family. Pam is having an impossible time trying to quit. Her husband Ernie retreats to the basement to relive the rock star dreams of his youth, while their teenage son Jimmy only turns away from his videogames to explore his gangster rapper persona. Adding to the dysfunctional dynamic is anti-smoking fanatic Phyllis, the neighbor who can’t keep her nose out of everyone else’s business. This original and hilarious new musical will leave you craving for more!
History
The Last Smoker in America was first presented at the 2009 New York Musical Theatre Festival in New York City. The show subsequently received its world premiere at CATCO in Columbus, Ohio, in 2010. The show was then presented off-Broadway by Andy Sandberg with Whitney Hoagland Edwards, Michael Palitz, and Stephanie Rosenberg. It was directed by Mr. Sandberg and choreographed by AC Ciulla.

PAM – Middle-aged, teaches English Comp at a small university while trying to take care of her family and quit smoking – neither of which is possible. She’s smart and sensitive which only exacerbates her awareness that her life is coming apart at the seams.
ERNIE – Pam’s husband, also middle-aged. He is a frustrated rocker with a spotty employment history and anger management issues. He tries to do the right thing by his wife and son despite his annoyance with them.
JIMMY – Pam and Ernie’s teenage son. His ADHD runs rampant if he forgets to take his medication, which happens frequently due to his complete immersion in video games. He listens to so much rap and hip-hop he’s convinced he’s Black.
PHYLLIS – A nosy next-door neighbor in her 30’s or 40’s. She is an African-American who has spent much of her life trying to be white; a right-wing Christian, anti-smoking zealot, joyous in her addiction to the Lord.

  • Time Period Present Day
  • Features Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes, Fantasy Costumes
  • Additional Features No intermission, Physical Comedy
  • Duration 90 minutes
  • Cautions
    • Alcohol
    • Gun Shots
    • Strong Language
    • Mild Adult Themes
    • Smoking

Media

“A smokin'-hot new musical!... The pop-rock score is terrific.” – The New York Times

“Hilarious socio-political satirical musical farce!” – Curtain Up

“A freedom-loving musical!... If critics get insulted, then the musical has proven its point: America’s just way too uptight.” – Entertainment Weekly

“A lovechild of George Orwell and vintage Mad Magazine.” – Show Business Weekly

“A smokin'-hot new musical!... Catchy melodies that will stick in your head like peanut butter...The pop-rock score is terrific.” – The New York Times

“Ferociously energetic!... Russell and Melnick have keen instinct for parody.” – Show Business Weekly

“The songs are bright, the lyrics are goofy and the story is nutty!” – Curtain Up

“Wonderfully off the wall!” – Edge.com  

“A hysterical look into the future.” – NYTheatre.com

ON BREAKING CHARACTER

THE LAST SMOKER IN AMERICA: THE JOURNEY TO THE STAGE 
by Bill Russell
August 24, 2016

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Music

Song Samples

Prologue
How Can I Quit Now
Let the Lord Be Your Addiction
Hangin' Out in a Smokey Bar
Gangsta
You're the Only Friend I've Got
Straight White Man
Fight For The Right To Light Up
If It Feels This Good
The Last Cigarette
If Our Lungs Could Only Talk
The Last Smoker in America
I Wanna Call You
Smoking Makes Me Happy
Second-Hand Smoke
The Last Smoker in America (Finale)
  • Musical Style Pop/Rock
  • Vocal DemandsModerate
  • Orchestra Size Small/Combo
  • Chorus Size No Chorus

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Authors

Peter Melnick

Peter Melnick's musical Adrift in Macao, a parody of film noir written with librettist Christopher Durang, was presented off-Broadway at Primary Stages after a successful and award-winning run at the Philadelphia Theater Company. The New York production earned Melnick a Drama ...
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Bill Russell

Bill Russell received Tony Award nominations for the book and lyrics of the original Broadway production of Side Show (1997). The critically praised revised version played the La Jolla Playhouse and the Kennedy Center and received an acclaimed Broadway revival in 2014 and a L ...

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