Timothy Rackonsfield is taking his northern fiancée Lucy Lackenspiel to Rackonsfield house to meet his parents. His mother tells Timothy about his father's fate and the curse placed on the house when he was a young boy. She then introduces him to the mysterious Count Silvio who claims he can remove the curse and set the ghost of his father and the other spirits to rest.
What evil scheme is Count Silvio planning to hatch? Why is the ghost of Timothy's father so mean, and just a voiceover? Why has nobody heard of Lackenspiels' famous cow and hippo farm? Why is Timothy oblivious to Lucy's very pronounced accent? Why is the gardener feral? Why is he Hungarian? Why is there so much bloody smoke everywhere? These are all questions you will ask when you enter THE HOUSE OF FOG…Not to be mist.
A very funny spoof of the classic haunted house story from the author of Valentine, the Quintessential Vampire.