Curse You, Jack Dalton
MRS. DONNA DALTON - best described as Mother Snob. Her nose is somewhere in the jet stream.
ANNA ALVARADO - the original psycho bitch.
BERTHA BLAIR - every man's dream come true. She is young, thoughtful, well mannered, a little dizzy and egad! does she look good in that maid's outfit.
JACK DALTON - he'll do anything for the love of his Bertha.
EGBERT VAN HORN - he'll do anything for the love of money.
RICHARD BLAIR - known as JACKSON, he'll do almost anything for revenge.
ELOISE DALTON - she'll do anything for a date, but she's got a nice personality.
He Ain't Done Right By Nell
NELL PERKINS - our heroine is kind, considerate, loyal, lovely and virginal.
GRANNY PERKINS - the secret she hides about Nell's past could ruin our heroine's future.
LOLLY WILKINS - an old maid who doesn't want to stay that way.
VERA CARLTON - a sucker for a villain's charms.
BURKETT CARLTON - he owns the Carlton Mills.
HILTON HAYS - he is the Marquis de Sade, Attila the Hun and Eddie Haskell rolled into one.
JACK LOGAN - our hero is strong, brave and handsome. But in the ways of romance he could use a few Don Juan lessons.