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If God Wanted Us to Fly...

Collection / Anthology, Dark Comedy  /  7w, 8m

Kitty Burns

A collection of short plays by Kitty Burns.

If God Wanted Us to Fly...

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  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    7w, 8m
  • Duration
    Duration
    30 minutes
  • SubGenre
    Subgenre
    Parody / Spoof
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    Appropriate for all audiences, Adult, Senior, Teen (Age 14 - 18)

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Summary

If God Wanted Us to Fly He Would Have Given Us Wings! is a set of 3 one-act plays, all spoofing the airlines.

Plays include:
Terminal Terror
On Hold at 30,000 Feet
Identity Crisis


History
Terminal Terror premiered at the Rasputin Theatre Company, in San Francisco, in 1991. On Hold at 30,000 Feet premiered in New Rochelle, NY in 1997. Identity Crisis premiered in Belt, MT in 1998.
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All 3 one-acts can be cast as director wishes.

  • Time Period Present Day
  • Setting Various locations in airports and airplanes.
  • Features Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes
  • Additional Features No intermission
  • Duration 30 minutes
  • Cautions
    • No Special Cautions

Music

  • Musical Style N/A (Not a musical)
  • Chorus Size No Chorus

Licensing & Materials

  • Minimum Fee: $55 per performance
    $90 with other plays in collection
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Authors

Kitty Burns

Kitty Burns

Kitty Burns grew up thinking she was 100% Irish Catholic; then, to her surprise, at 18 years of age, she found out that she was only 50% Irish Catholic. The other 50% was Russian Jew! With an identity crisis like that, she figured that she should get into something sensible a ...

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