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Sex Please, We're Sixty: The Musical - Full Length Musical, Comedy

Sex Please, We're Sixty: The Musical

Michael Parker, Susan Parker, Robert Brader

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Full Length Musical, Comedy

2m, 4f

ISBN: 9780573702464

Book & Lyrics by: Michael Parker & Susan Parker
Music by: Robert Brader
A musical adaptation of the popular American Sex Farce of the same name!

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Description

Full Length Musical

Comedy

Farce, Romantic Comedy

105 Minutes

Time Period - Contemporary, Present Day

Settings Of Play - Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast, somewhere in New England.

FEATURES / CONTAINS

Physical Comedy

Interior Set, Bare Stage/Simple Set

Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes

CAUTIONS

Mild Adult Themes

TAGS

Aging, Love

TARGET AUDIENCE

Appropriate for all audiences, Adult, Senior

PERFORMANCE GROUP

Community Theatre, Dinner Theatre, Professional Theatre, Senior Theatre, Large Stage, Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups

Mrs. Stancliffe's Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast has been successful for many years. Her Guests (nearly all women) return year after year. Her next door neighbor, the elderly, silver-tongued, Bud "Bud the Stud" Davis believes they come to spend time with him in romantic liaisons. The prim and proper Mrs. Stancliffe steadfastly denies this, but really doesn't do anything to prevent it. She reluctantly accepts the fact that "Bud the Stud" is, in fact, good for business. Her other neighbor and would-be suitor Henry Mitchell is a retired chemist who has developed a blue pill called "Venusia," after Venus the goddess of love, to increase the libido of menopausal women. The pill has not been tested.

Add to the guest list three older women: Victoria Ambrose, a romance novelist whose personal life seems to be lacking in romance; Hillary Hudson a friend of Henry's who has agreed to test the Venusia: and Charmaine Beauregard, a "Southern Belle" whose libido does not need to be increased! Bud gets his hands on some of the Venusia pills and the fun begins, as he attempts to entertain all three women! The women mix up Bud's Viagra pills with the Venusia, and we soon discover that it has a strange effect on men: it gives them all the symptoms of menopausal women, complete with hot flashes, mood swings, weeping and irritability! When the mayhem settles down, all the women find their lives moving in new and surprising directions.
"You'll laugh, you'll cry at this show." - KPSP Channel 2 News, Arizona

"If you need a rollicking good time filled with laughter, this is a must-see play." - The City Wire, Fort Smith, Arkansas

"We gotta do this. Just the whole premise, the whole plot line, and the physical comedy - it's hilarious. We've been rehearsing four weeks, and every night, I just laugh constantly." - Erie Times, Erie, Pennsylvania

Characters

CASTING

2m, 4f

CASTING ATTRIBUTES

Ensemble cast, Non-Traditional casting, Flexible casting, Strong Role for Leading Man (Star Vehicle), Parts for Senior Actors

CHORUS SIZE

No Chorus

BUD DAVIS: Male, 70+ (Range: G2-Eb4)
The next-door neighbor to Mrs. Stancliffes' Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast; weak, frail looking (the frailer the better), however, over the years, he has become renowned among the female guests as "Bud the Stud;" very elderly, somewhat infirm, chauvinistic, brazen, but likeable 

MRS. STANCLIFFE: Female, 60 +(Range G3-E5)
The owner of Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast; a severe woman both in dress and manner; pursued by her next door neighbor, Henry; sensible, practical, punctual, business like, menopausal, but finally radiant and sensuous

HENRY MITCHELL: Male, 60+ (Range: Bb2-A4)
A retired chemist and Mrs. Stancliffe's "Gentleman Caller;" a mild mannered man who has proposed to Mrs. Stancliffe every afternoon for twenty years; has developed Venusia; eventually comes out of his shell

VICTORIA AMBROSE: Female, 50+ (Range: E3-F5)
A renowned author who writes steamy romantic novels; pines for romance in her personal life, but finds none; readily joins the plot to turn "Bud the Stud" into "Bud the Dud;" pretty, serious, intelligent, menopausal

HILLARY HUDSON: Female, 50+ (Range: F3-Eb5)
A beautiful, well educated, articulate, and sophisticated in both manner and dress; old friend and co-worker of Henry's, who agrees to test the Venusia pills; elegant, charming, and menopausal

CHARMAINE BEAUREGARD: Female, 50+ (Range: A3-E5)
The quintessential southern belle; definitely here at Rose Cottage for Bud and becomes the leading light in the plot to tame him; voluptuous, out-going, gushing, demonstrative, menopausal
Rental Materials

SIZE OF ORCHESTRA

Piano Only

MUSICAL STYLE

Classic Broadway

VOCAL DEMANDS

Moderate

7 Piano Vocal Scores
Song Samples

I'm Checking Out The Chicks (Bud, Mrs. Stancliffe)

Menopause is Not a Crime (Henry, Bud)

Is He the Love of My Life? (Mrs. Stancliffe)

Panache (Bud, Henry)

Budly Done Us Wrong (Charmaine, Hillary, Victoria)

Is She the Love of My Life? (Henry)

Why Do I Feel So Fat? (Bud, Henry)

Author(s)
Michael Parker

Michael Parker

Michael Parker has been active in the theatre almost all his life. At age fourteen, in England where he was born and raised, he won the title role in a regional production of Terence Rattigan's play, The Winslow Boy, for which he received a "Best Actor of the Year" award. By age seventeen he was touring with The National Shakespearean Youth Company. He graduated in the top 3% of his class from The ... view full profile

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