BENJAMIN L. FRANKLIN - 30, a slight, soft-spoken man who looks as if he should be an accountant, which he is not. He wears a brown business suit and large round yellowish glasses. He carries a rolled umbrella and brief case.
MISS DROSS - 39, a fat and overbearing woman. She wears a perpetual scowl and a nurse's uniform. Dross incorporates the warmth of a punched computer card with the cordiality of a dyspeptic bulldog.
DR. HOLLYHOCK - 50, a talkative, fussy busybody of a man in a white medical jacket. He wears a head mirror and carries a stethoscope around his neck.