LADY JAQUELINE CARSTONE - A sexy and determined gold-digger currently engaged to Gerald Bolingbroke.
THE HON. GERALD BOLINGBROKE - Pompous but likeable. Engaged to Lady Jaqueline.
STOCKBROKERSLORD BATTERSBY - Noble member of the Hareford family.
LADY BATTERSBY - Noble member of the Hareford family.
HERBERT PARCHESTER - The family solicitor.
SIR JASPER TRING - An elderly nobleman. Hard of hearing.
MARIA - Duchess of Dene.
SIR JOHN TREMAYNE - Co-executor of the Hareford clan's will. Gentlemanly and a father figure.
CHARLES HETHERSETT - The butler.
FOOTMAN BILL SNIBSON - A quick-witted Cockney from Lambeth. Playful, charming and warm. The eventual heir to the Earl of Hareford.
SALLY SMITH - Bill's Cockney girlfriend also from Lambeth.
PUB PIANSIT MRS. WORTHINGTON-WORTHINGTON - An artistocrat at Bill's party.
LADY DISS - An aristocrat at Bill's party.
LADY BRIGHTON - An aristocrat at Bill's party.
BOB BARKING Cockney friend of Sally and Bill.
TELEGRAPH BOY MRS. BROWN - Sally's landlady.
LAMBETH GIRL CONSTABLEA sexy and determined gold-digger currently engaged to Gerald Bolingbroke.
Pompous but likeable. Engaged to Lady Jaqueline