DANNI DAWN, a lovely young star of TV commercials
CAMERON BARKLEY, her very friendly personal physician
HILARY CHARLES, an amiable superstar of the silver screen
BUGSY McCORKLE, Hilary's eager-beaver personal manager
AUGUSTA FAIRFAX, owner and proprietress of a Fat Farm
MABEL CHUBBS, a cheerful-but-plump registered nurse
ROMULUS BORK, a neanderthalic-behemoth attendant