Welcome to Senior Citizens's Professional Football. Suave announcer Chuck Chickie calls the game on the radio while Mihauser provides the color, having retired at 89. The field is only 50 yards long and there are twelve time outs in each 7.5 minute quarter. Old women can be cheerleaders if they have their own teeth and can jump without causing bone damage. This broadcast culminates in the demise of star Gums Garretty.