BLAKE WILLIAMS, THE CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM - charming, egotistical; everything comes easily to Blake
MICHAEL JAY, THE CLASS PRESIDENT - a preppie young Republican;
a Guy-Smiley, game show host type; born to be a politician
LOUIS FENSTERSPOCK, THE NERD - introverted, computer geek
FEUNG SCHWEY, THE ASIAN EXCHANGE STUDENT - so happy to be
in America; speaks little English
NICK FENDER, THE BAD BOY - mean, defensive, obnoxious
WHITLEY WHITIKER, THE HEAD CHEERLEADER - sexy, bitchy, and
vain; popular and proud
KERRIE KOWALSKI, THE SPAZ - a sweet but hyper nerd; wears headgear, is
in love with Blake Williams
MELISSA ANN “MISSY” MARTIN, THE HEAD OF THE PROM
COMMITTEE - perfect, way too perky, a goodie-goodie
INGA SWANSON, THE SWEDISH EXCHANGE STUDENT - tall and
voluptuous; speaks very little English, but speaks the ‘International
Language of Love’ very well
DICKIE HARRINGTON, THE DRAMA QUEEN - flamboyant, fabulous
and bitter; wanted to play the lead in the Spring musical but Missy
Martin beat him out
MR. RICHARD “DICK” SNELGROVE, THE PRINCIPAL - a fascist dictator;
hates Prom night because the students get to have fun
MRS. PATTY LASCALZO or MRS. L., THE DRAMA TEACHER - loves
everyone, treats the students as if they were her friends; a bit of a
leftover hippie; the teacher who always let you have class outside
HEATHER WELLINGTON (#1), A CHEERLEADER - Whitley’s backup
cheerleader; Beef’s girlfriend
HEATHER WYNTERS (#2), ANOTHER CHEERLEADER - Whitley’s other
backup cheerleader; Beef’s other girlfriend
JOSHUA “BEEF” BEEFAROWSKI, A FOOTBALL PLAYER - big and
intimidating, but not too bright; the center of the Wanaget High
Beavers football team; Blake’s “wing man”
JOHNNY HUGHES, THE DJ - although he’s called a DJ, he doesn’t have
anything to do with music; he’s more of an “Emcee," an extremely
charismatic host who can warm up a crowd; a former student,
Johnny is back at the Prom as the cheesy host. Keeps the action
going all night long
LLOYD PARKER, THE FRESHMAN - the president of the Audio-Visual
Club allowed to come to the Prom to take pictures
MOLLY PARKER, THE FRESHMAN’S SISTER - Lloyd’s tag-along twin
sister, although they look nothing alike; a Junior Varsity cheerleader
hoping to be like Whitley someday
THE MYSTERY GUEST - an 80s impersonator
THE PLANT - a breakdancer disguised as an audience member