JAMIE - a woman being kept up late, and on the fast track to self-destruction
JO - her obnoxious sister, several years younger
PUPPETS (2 Puppeteers):
PAUL THE MOOSE - a children's hand puppet, best if he's the kind whose mouth moves; deep, sardonic game show voice
DAVE THE BIRD - same, best if he's the kind with arms; deep, sardonic sports commentary voice
TIM THE PIG - snorts, squeals, and dies; should look really stupid.
2 NURSES - in white uniforms and surgical masks; should look creepy, and vaguely inhuman