Haggard and Leaf are two Victorian gentlemen on a park bench at night in London. Each thinks the other sent a message to meet him there, but it becomes clear someone else has lured them to this very lonely, dark place in the middle of the night. Who could have done this, and why? And who left the mysterious satchel with the dead hedgehog in it under the bench, with the note written upside down in German? They try to solve the puzzle of who would want to do them harm. Could it be one of the many women they've seduced over the years? Then the Revenant appears.
Published in Stella Rose & Other Plays.