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A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant

Full-Length Musical, Comedy  /  5w, 5m

Kyle Jarrow

Book, Music and Lyrics by Kyle Jarrow

A jubilant cast of children celebrate the controversial religion in uplifting pageantry and song. The actual teachings of The Church of Scientology are explained and dissected against the candy-colored backdrop of a traditional nativity play. Pageant is a musical biography of the life of L.…

A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant

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  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    5w, 5m
  • SubGenre
    Subgenre
    Faith-based
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    Adult, Children (Age 6 - 10), Pre-Teen (Age 11 - 13), Teen (Age 14 - 18)

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Summary
A jubilant cast of children celebrate the controversial religion in uplifting pageantry and song. The actual teachings of The Church of Scientology are explained and dissected against the candy-colored backdrop of a traditional nativity play. Pageant is a musical biography of the life of L. Ron Hubbard, with child-friendly explanations of Hubbard's notion of the divided mind (embodied by the lovely identical twins Emma and Sophie Whitfield in matching brain outfits) and a device called the e-meter (or electropsychometer), used to monitor the human psyche, which is demonstrated by stick puppets. Grade school children, portraying Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley, John Travolta, and other less starry Scientologists, brings the controversial Church of Scientology to jubilant life in story and song.
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This play is intended to be performed by a cast of children, not adults pretending to be children. 

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Music

Song Samples

Hey! It's a Happy Day!
L. Ron Hubbard
The Way That It Began
Searching
Silence Of The Mind
Mister Auditor
Rain
Something Special
Finale
  • Orchestra Size Piano Only

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11 Piano-Vocal

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Kyle Jarrow

Kyle Jarrow

Kyle Jarrow is a Tony Award-nominated, Obie Award-winning writer and musician who makes work for television, film and the stage. He wrote the book for Broadway's The SpongeBob Musical, for which he was nominated for Tony, Drama Desk and Outer Critics Circle Awards. Other thea ...

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