HALEN FAIRBROTHER - (born TOM VICKERY), forty-five-ish, Bearish, balding, possibly bearded. A fugitive, burdened.
MAURICE BONECREAM - older than Tom, President of Bonecream Artists Agency, hyperactive, tyrannical, joyous, manic.
EMMA JONES FAIRBROTHER - nearly thirty, Tom's wife of nine years, artistic, local girl down countless generations.
ELI MORGENSTERN - mid-twenties. Hired man, lives behind Fairbrothers, local, slightly abstracted by a nasty fall, but subject to moments of great clarity.
DUNLOP DUNY SABLEHAND - late thirties, Foppish British theater agent, first time playwright and plagiarist.
SHELLEY VICKERY - fifty-ish, Tom's older sister, tall, handsome, strong willed, incapacitated; in a wheelchair.
RANDALL MOSS - a private investigator.
BILLY - a limousine driver.
YO BRAVO - an ex-Desert storm helicopter pilot.