LECH FABRINSKI - very handsome, hardworking, steady kind of guy with big plans.
BILLIE WILSON - Lech's tough and sexy girlfriend, naive at times, but no dummy.
HARRY BALSKIN - Lyly's good natured, forever drunken, filthy rich garbage magnate husband.
LYLA BALSKIN - super smart, attractive, venom-tongued, and always dressed to kill. Obsessed with Lech.
FLEM FABRINSKI - Lech's younger brother, great mechanic but very accident prone.
BINA FABRINSKI - Flem's loving, self-sacrificing wife, who's got a secret.
FRENCHY DU VEY - The brothers' wise guy buddy who's an incurable skirt chaser.
TRIXIE FABU - Frenchy's sweetheart, her brain is as bleached as her hair.
THE MAID - Oh, so French! Ooo la la!
PROSECUTOR - eats nails for breakfast, you want him on your side.
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