A classified ad for a personal secretary to novelist B.Wright draws Mel Shovanik and Grace Femino to the writer's door, where they are greeted by Bertram, the butler. Mel thinks Grace is the maid and she thinks he is the novelist. They discover that they are both after the job and competitiveness develops. Then they realize that Bertram is not a butler. In fact, he is not even Bertram. And Mel is not Mel. Nor is Grace Grace. Who are they? And who is B. Wright? After the mystery unravels, there is still a position available.