The Sisters McIntosh

Lulie and Tizzie are two maids who live only for and with their family album and their cat. Grandma and Grandpa both lived to be more than a hundred and they plan to live till Judgment Day. A man appears and they let him in after much discussion of the dangers therein. He says he is their nephew. They question him about relatives. Some he remembers, others he apparently has never heard of...so they decide his is a thief after their money. They frighten him away by pretending they are insane (this takes little effort). In going through his luggage they are momentarily mystified at finding a photo of their Grandma Bullfinch and Aunt Matildy.