Get out the boxer shorts, wigs and size ten pumps! The masters of modern
farce are back with an outrageously zany comedy. The year is 1962.
Living legend Lillian Lamour, a Mae West like sex siren, comes out of
seclusion for a one night tribute at Carnegie Hall. While recreating her
famous 1933 Time Magazine cover, a lion bites her world famous derriere
exposing, among other things, that she is a he. Now Hollywood's best
kept secret will be revealed unless Lillian's press agent can put a lid
on things. Neither the gangster crooner ex boyfriend nor Lillian's
wallflower daughter is aware of the truth, but the hotel doctor knows
and can't convince anyone else. This screwball comedy in the tradition
of the Marx Brothers is a scream.
"What a blast! What a hoot! What a rollicking good time!"- Advocate, Maine
"If you are in the mood for a funny, nutty night of theater, you couldn't do better than to see Confessions of a Dirty Blonde." -News Eagle, Pennsylvania
"I just couldn't stop laughing!"- Pittsburgh City Paper
"A must-see! Hilarious? You bet!" - Asbury Park Press
"Riddled with fun, puns, pratfalls, and plenty of farce. A screwball comedy in the tradition of the Marx Bros." - The Courier
"A scream! Vintage Van Zandt-Milmore. For that - the zaniness, the split second timing, the instinct for the comic jugular - let us give thanks!" - Two River Times, New Jersey
"A must-see! Think of it as the Marx Bros. with saltier dialogue." - South Pittsburgh Reporter
"Doors slamming, people yelling, mistaken identities, misunderstood language, a tight deadline, men in dresses, and slightly naughty jokes – all the ingredients of a great farce are found in Confessions of a Dirty Blonde. Great summer fare!" - Weekly Recorder
