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Do Not Disturb - Full Length Play, Comedy

Do Not Disturb

Billy Van Zandt, Jane Milmore

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Full Length Play, Comedy

3m, 3f

ISBN: 9780573693267

Here are six hilarious one-act sex comedies that all take place in the same hotel suite. In THE PICK UP (2m, 1f), a wild bachelor gets more than he bargained for when he picks up a beautiful woman who can't wait to get him alone. SUPERSTAR (1m, 1f-monologue) involves a movie star's latest conquest…

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Description

Full Length Play

Comedy

90 minutes

Time Period - Present Day

FEATURES / CONTAINS

Local Celebrity Cameo, Physical Comedy

Interior Set

Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes

CAUTIONS

Mild Adult Themes

TAGS

Love, Marriage

TARGET AUDIENCE

Adult

PERFORMANCE GROUP

College Theatre / Student, Community Theatre, Dinner Theatre, Professional Theatre, Senior Theatre, Shoestring Budget, Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups

Here are six hilarious one-act sex comedies that all take place in the same hotel suite. In The Pick Up(2m, 1f), a wild bachelor gets more than he bargained for when he picks up a beautiful woman who can't wait to get him alone. Superstar (1m, 1f-monologue) involves a movie star's latest conquest who finds he can't quite live up to the man she dreamed he'd be. In The Blue Movie(3m, 1f), a schnook bellhop is blackmailed into starring in a Viking porno film with two amateur actors and a priest. The gag-filled Wedding (3m, 3f) features an hysterical groom who goes to extremes to hide his wife's sister who is attached at the zipper. In The Rendezvous(1m, 2f), a cheating husband is startled to have his weekly tryst with his mistress rudely interrupted by his electric drill-toting wife. The final scene, Suicide Ballet (3m, 3f), has the room occupied by a pathetic loser who can't manage killing himself, but has no trouble wiping out half the population of the hotel. This explosive finale always brings down the house. Literally.
"Welcome back, sex comedy! Glad to see you!"- Star Ledger


"A hot bed of love and laughs! Excellent! Keeps patrons in stitches!"- The Herald, Ontario


"Uproarious! Do Not Disturb deserves wild applause! Hang onto your seats!"- The Times
This explosive finale brought down the house when Do Not Disturb premiered at New Jersey's Henderson Theatre starring the authors.
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CASTING

3m, 3f

CASTING ATTRIBUTES

Ensemble cast, Expandable casting, Flexible casting, Local Celebrity Cameo, Strong Role for Leading Man (Star Vehicle), Strong Role for Leading Woman (Star Vehicle)

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MUSICAL STYLE

N/A (Not a musical)

Author(s)
Billy Van Zandt

Billy Van Zandt

Billy Van Zandt is a writer, director, producer, actor, and comedian. After starring in a series of his own plays (If you've never seen this clown at work, you should be ashamed of yourself - Asbury Park Press), Billy made his feature film debut in Jaws 2.  The success of his comedies (written with partner Jane Milmore) brought him to the attention of Bob Newhart, who hired him as a writer ... view full profile

Jane Milmore

Jane Milmore

Jane Milmore began her career as an actress. After starring in several national TV commercials, she appeared in the TV shows Anything But Love and Sydney, as well as guest-starring on Bless This House, Newhart, Martin, The Hughley’s, and The Wayans Bros. Jane also appeared in the television movies If Things Were Different, Desperate Lives, A Cry for Love, and the film A Wake in Providence. Jane ... view full profile

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