An extra-terrestrial "invasion" of the suburban, middle-class community of Susqua Creek Acres, Pennsylvania places its human residents and visitors under sudden house-bound quarantine. Secrets get revealed, conflicts erupt and recede, long festering wounds are dressed, and friendships and relationships terminated or reinstated.

Offering the rare opportunity for large ensemble casting, A Delightful Quarantine presents audiences with the interwoven stories of a mother reunited with the daughter she gave up for adoption thirty-two years earlier; a man with a secret that upends his marriage; a woman with fourteen cats, all invisible; a foiled house burglary that must wait three days for the police; a rekindled high school romance; two young couture-obsessed little girls "home alone" for the duration; and a brother who cannot honor his sick sister's greatest wish.

PROFESSOR LUCY FULLER, the narrator

House “A”
BARBARA MIDDLEBROOK - age 50
PAULA MIDDLEBROOK-CLOBB - her daughter, age 32
KITTY CIVETTE - Paula’s twin sister age 32

House “B”
JUDEEN DEMPSEY - age 48
CHESTER BANDERHORN - age 49

House “C”
BETHANY ROBBINS - age 38
CLARK WIGGLIN - age 38

House “D”
SHIRLEY WIGGLIN - age 38
ROY ROBBINS - age 38

House “E”
DIANDRA ROBBINS - age 11
JENNIFER WIGGLIN - age 11

House “F”
SUE STADLER - age 28
DEAN STADLER - age 26

House “G”
VIOLET BASSEY - age 70
MAVIS JEMCO - age 71
TUG GOFF - age 20

THE HAZ MAT SQUAD -all hooded and anonymous