MILDRED KEIFNER, 60's, self-appointed local singing star.
LIDDY BELL CARTWRIGHT, 60's, the president, opinionated, domineering.
CLARA BELL IVEY, 60's, Liddy Bell's sister, the ultimate follower. DARLENE PARSONS, late 50's, selfish, wounded, rich, a functional alcoholic.
LOLA FAYE BARNES, late 50's, fonner white trash, willing to serve.
LOIS WHEELIS, 70's, charter member, cranky, speaks her mind.
COOKIE HAWKINS, 80, the founder, Darlene's mother, senile.
IMA JEAN WINKLER, GOMEZ, early 20's, white trash, needs to belong.
VERGIE HOPKINS, late 50's, loud, tough, stirs things up.
DOLL JOHNSON, 60's, Darlene's black maid, strong, but knows her place.
SHARON JOHNSON, 30's, Doll's daughter, bold, angry, has had enough.