THE REAL WORLD CHARACTERS
PATRICIA PLATT – Wildwood High School principal. Intelligent, middle-aged female.
CHRIS ATHENS – Governor of New Jersey, early 40s, young and hip, good guy
HIPPOLYTA – Governor’s fiancé, smart, upbeat and sensitive
PHYLLIS TRAIT - Governor’s secretary, always carrying a note pad and checking items off
JUSTINE DICARLO - Governor’s chief of staff, Mia’s (Cookie) mother
RUFUS DICARLO – Justine’s husband, Mia’s father, very shy and afraid of Justine, his wife
The Four High School Crushes
MIA "COOKIE" DICARLO – a volatile ball of energy, sassy, bold and emotional; in love with Lyle
LYLE "THE UNDERSTATEMENT" FAGIOLI – farcical macho lover, buff and self-confident; in love with Mia
DENIS – in love with Mia (Cookie), buff and self-confident, had a “thing” with Helene
HELENE – in love with Denis; romantically tormented, also sassy and emotional; works at the lobster place
MATAWAN; a taller version of Mia
The Hair Salon Attendants – they are practicing their play of Romeo and Juliet in hopes of being chosen to perform for the Governor and Hippolyta on their wedding day.
PATTI QUINCE – owns the salon
NIKKI BOTTOM – stylist; has an overinflated opinion of her own acting talent; overacts everything and wants to play every part of the play within the play
FRANCI FLUTE – tanning specialist
JANET SNUG – manicures, very shy
TERRI THUMBS - massage
ROBERT SUDDS – shampoo specialist
THE FAIRY WORLD CHARACTERS
OBERON – king of the fairies, extraordinary in looks, dress and attitude
TITANIA – queen of the fairies, extraordinary in looks, dress and attitude, she and Oberon are fighting because she didn’t buy him the muscle car he wanted for his birthday.
ROBIN GOODFELLOW (PUCK) – endearing and mischievous sprite; Oberon’s messenger; must be athletic