Sergeant Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

The scene is a waiting room of Seventeen Magazine where several high school scholarship contestants await a grueling interview. Each of the young women haS already written an essay on "what teens find confusing these days," and the interview will determine who gets the single college scholarship. The competition is fierce and things are made quite interesting when a boy shows up for the interview. It seems that nowhere in the contest rules does it state that the contestant must be female! The pressure is intense and each candidate has an excellent chance. But only one can answer, "Do you know who you are?"