PHYLLIS - Private Secretary to the late Earl Grey of Hound Mansion. A middle-aged woman, who wear red shoes.
COUSIN EARLENE - Cousin to the late Earl Grey. She is as eccentric as he was. A graduate of an interior decorating correspondence course, she wants to decorate the mansion in shabby chic. She has a habit of mixing metaphors.
BEA - An arthritic, grey haired housekeeper and cook.
WILL - A middle aged man, in good physical shape. He was Earl's personal trainer. He is dressed in sweat pants and a sweat shirt.
ANNA - A pleasant woman, professional in appearance. She is a dog trainer and has competed and lost in dog shows to the deceased Earl.
VICTORIA - A not too bright eccentric socialite who had her sights set on the Earl and his money.
CAINE NINE - A dog trainer who worked for Earl. Loves dogs. May be played by a female actress (in this instance the name should be changed to Kay Nine).
OFFICER OCCIFER - A detective.