The Old Testament was never like this! Adam and Eve are feuding (again), cosmetologist-wanna-be Delilah is plotting to make-over Sampson and Noah's nameless Wife is frustrated with her near-deaf husband. The whole event is narrated by a Snake with a severe attitude problem. She complains about her lack of feet, explains how she bargained her way onto the Ark, debates the eat-ability of apples, and questions God about practically everything. This is a reverently irreverent look at how the Old Testament might have happened. Maybe!