Winner! Samuel French Off Off Broadway Festival
Danny's girlfriend Theresa is pretty great, but she's still an android, and he's looking for something, well, a little more human. So he invited his co-worker Jordan out to a movie. Theresa recognizes another android when she sees one, and she manages to short out Jordan's system. Danny's had enough, so he turns Theresa off, but that just alerts another model from the warehouse, Carmen, to arrive and check on things. She offers a contract for her services to Danny for a fee, but ultimately he decides that all he really wants is a robot that can make a grilled cheese sandwich.
Published in Off Off Broadway Festival Plays, 32nd Series.