The ambitious, untalented Amazon Theatre Group is about to perform an obscure seventeenth century Spanish drama in a festival. Tensions mount. Eve and Liz arrive flushed from motorway escapades. Judy nervously cleans the dressing room. Irene, the producer, accuses her star Vanessa of having an affair with her husband. Lesley staggers in paralytically drunk and dressed in motorcycle gear. Amidst frantic efforts to sober her up, Judy delivers a final blow by innocently quoting from that "Scottish Play." The company does triumph: the adjudicator is impressed with their seething passion and smoldering hate and pronounces the motorcycle regalia a stroke of genius!