Gladys is pushing thirty and desperate. Her kid sister is getting married and the prospect is humiliating; Gladys will do anything to get a man. Enter the new neighbor. He's attractive, charming-- and unattached. He's also strange. He's afraid people won't like him, just because he's a vampire. Peculiar or not, Gladys wants him. As the tug o war proceeds, it's hard to say who's vamping whom.