VIOLET LOO- young, innocent, and altogether charming.
PRESTON UPRIGHT - manly, handsome and brave. He ain't so bad either.
AUNTIE BELLUM - not overly intelligent woman who has not noticed she has aged. She is easy to flatter and flutters girlishly when complimented.
UNCLE BEN - white haired and so old as to be almost dead. He lives in the glorious days of the South. Deaf when convenient, he hates Yankees.
SNIVELY LOWDOWN - handsome in a snakery, mustached way. Strictly a wet head; he is no gentleman. Whereas some people want some things some times, Snively wants everything, always.
ABBY - well padded family retainer who is outspoken to the point of insult. She is the only one who seems to know what is going on.
AUNT MARTHA - vague, distracted woman who is always on her way somewhere.
LILLYBELLE and LULUBELLE - twins, who may or may not look alike. Their role is to be an irritant in the family's business.
MRS. LOWDOWN and LITTLE GIRL - distraught travelers.
COLONEL - Violet Loo's da-ya-dee, a blast from the past.