The long-awaited follow-up to The Eight: Reindeer Monologues: This time, it's Santa's turn, and Christmas will never, ever be the same. Scandal erupts at the North Pole when the most powerful man on Earth is sentenced to rehab for a minor traffic violation. But when he finds himself in a detox program run by the estranged Mrs. Claus, Santa's desperate struggle to conceal the truth about his arrest uncovers yet another sordid secret that could mean the end of Christmas-as-we-know-it.
"Hilarious and smartly crafted." - Chicago Tribune
"The lively, increasingly outrageous serial monologues slyly weave in elements of sex, drugs, and other unsavory topics." - The Los Angeles Times
Seven Santas premiered in December 2007 at Open Fist Theatre (Los Angeles) directed by Darin Anthony; Bailiwick Repertory (Chicago) directed by Robert Bouwman; Ensemble Productions (Minneapolis) directed by Grif Sadow; Chico Cabaret (Chico) directed by Jeff Dickenson; and Renaissance Theatre (Huntsville) directed by Criss Ashwell