CURLEY - A young, naive cowboy in love with Lilly.
LOBO - Curley's partner.
MISS LILLY - The Queen of the Red Stocking Dance Hall, in love with Sgt. Turwilliger.
SGT. MAJOR TYREE TURWILLIGER - A dashing and thoroughly obnoxious Cavalry trooper, in love with Lilly.
MS. CLAIRE DU LOON - The worldly-wise owner/operator of the Red Stocking Dance Hall.
SALLY - Miss Lilly's rival for Queen of the Red Stocking Dance Hall.
DR. SAMUEL SASQUACH - A brassy, Medicine-Show quack and huckster.
PRINCESS GRINNING FOX - Dr. Sasquach's faithful Indian companion, from New Jersey.
GOLD CRUST GERTIE - An old female prospector.
KATE - Dance hall girl.
EVE - Dance hall girl.
MAUDIE - The telegraph operator and town gossip.
DANCE HALL GIRLS, COWBOYS, and SOLDIERS