Billy Van Zandt and Jane Milmore

Comedy, Farce

5m, 3f

Int.

Here is a wild farce with twists of fate, sight gags, mistaken identities and hilarious comic lines. Jon Trachtman and Leslie Arthur are out of work musicians who room together in New York City. To save money, Jon has been filing tax returns listing the pair as a married. The day of reckoning comes when the Internal Revenue Service informs the "couple" they're going to be investigated by a Mr. Spinner. Leslie masquerades as a housewife, aided by Jon's fiancee, Kate. Complicating matters further Leslie and Kate are having an affair behind Jon's back, Jon's mother drops in unexpectedly to meet her son's fiancee, and Leslie's ex girlfriend shows up demanding to know why Leslie has changed and won't see her anymore. Premiered at New Jersey's Dam Site Dinner Theatre.

"Enough comic lines to fill an encyclopedia of humor." - Red Bank Register

The Asbury Park Press warned the diner to eat carefully before curtain time or "he might laugh enough to choke if he does not."

FEE: $75 per performance.

Other Van Zandt and Milmore titles available from Samuel French include:
Bathroom Humor
Confessions of a Dirty Blonde
Do Not Disturb
Drop Dead!
Having a Wonderful Time, Wish You Were Her
High School Reunion: The Musical
Infidelities!
Lie, Cheat, and Genuflect
A Little Quickie
A Night at the Nutcracker
Playing Doctor
The Property Known as Garland
The Senator Wore Pantyhose
Silent Laughter
Suitehearts
Till Death Do Us Part
What the Bellhop Saw
What the Rabbi Saw
Wrong Window!
You’ve Got Hate Mail