Book and Lyrics by Bill Russell and Frank Kelly. Music by Albert Evans. Conceived by Robert Longbottom.

7 m.

Int.

One of the rowdiest farces ever staged, Pageant pits six beauty queens against each other in the Glamouresse annual extravaganza. Miss Texas, Miss Great Plains, Miss Deep South, Miss Industrial Northeast, Miss West Coast and Miss Bible Belt sing, dance and camp it up in gowns and bathing suits. A hilarious talent contest is equaled only by the zany "spokesmodel" event which requires them to hawk the sponsor's outrageous cosmetics. While les girls swirl around the charming host, judges from the audience decide who will be Miss Glamouresse. Rave revues appear in city after city when Pageant is in town.

"Screamingly funny!-N.Y. Times.

"Hilarious! Incredible! 90 minutes of the kind of laughter that makes tears run down your face."-Gannett Newspapers.

"So funny I thought I was going to die."-Susan Powell, former Miss America.

Terms quoted on application. Music available on rental.

Standard rental package includes:
Piano/Conductor’s Score
Synthesizer
Guitar
Bass
Drums
Miss West Coast Dance Tape
6 Chorus Books