Billy Van Zandt & Jane Milmore

Comedy

3m, 3f

Interior

Here are six hilarious one-act sex comedies that all take place in the same hotel suite. In THE PICK UP (2m, 1f), a wild bachelor gets more than he bargained for when he picks up a beautiful woman who can't wait to get him alone. SUPERSTAR (1m, 1f-monologue) involves a movie star's latest conquest who finds he can't quite live up to the man she dreamed he'd be. In THE BLUE MOVIE (3m, 1f), a schnook bellhop is blackmailed into starring in a Viking porno film with two amateur actors and a priest. The gas-filled WEDDING (3m, 3f) features an hysterical groom who goes to extremes to hide his wife's sister who is attached at the zipper. In THE RENDEZVOUS (1m, 2f), a cheating husband is startled to have his weekly tryst with his mistress rudely interrupted by his electric drill-toting wife. The final scene, SUICIDE BALLET (3m, 3f), has the room occupied by a pathetic loser who can't manage killing himself, but has no trouble wiping out half the population of the hotel. This explosive finale brought down the house when DO NOT DISTURB premiered at New Jersey's Henderson Theatre starring the authors. Note: Acts may be performed individually.

FEE: $75 per performance.

Other Van Zandt and Milmore titles available from Samuel French include:
Bathroom Humor
Confessions of a Dirty Blonde
Drop Dead!
Having a Wonderful Time, Wish You Were Her
High School Reunion: The Musical
Infidelities!
Lie, Cheat, and Genuflect
A Little Quickie
Love, Sex and the I.R.S.
A Night at the Nutcracker
Playing Doctor
The Property Known as Garland
The Senator Wore Pantyhose
Silent Laughter
Suitehearts
Till Death Do Us Part
What the Bellhop Saw
What the Rabbi Saw
Wrong Window!
You’ve Got Hate Mail