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Book and Lyrics by Phil Olson. Music by Paul Olson. Musical Comedy 3m, 2f Interior It's Fargo meets The Music Man (without the blood or the trombones). Oh, for cryin’ in yer snow shoes! It’s the coldest day of the year in Bunyan Bay when a slick karaoke salesman arrives at the bar and turns the locals’ lives upside down. With its over the top songs and crazy characters, this “Minnesota love story with singin’ and stuff” will have you laughing until the spring thaw!Don't Hug Me takes place in Bunyan Bay, Minnesota. Cantankerous bar owner, Gunner Johnson, wants to sell the business and move to Florida. Clara, his wife and former Winter Carnival Bunyan Queen, wants to stay. Bernice Lundstrom, the pretty waitress, wants to pursue a singing career. Her fiance, Kanute Gunderson, wants her to stay home. It's a battle of wills, and when a fast-talking salesman, Aarvid Gisselsen, promises to bring romance into their lives through the 'magic' of karaoke, all heck breaks loose! Featuring the songs, "I'm a Walleye Woman in a Crappie Town," "My Smorgasbord of Love," and "I Wanna Go to the Mall of America." "A hokey jokey karaoke crowd pleaser!" - Los Angeles Times"A lot of laughs!...A great time! Go see it!" - Tom Barnard, KQRS Licensing terms quoted on application. Music available on rental.
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1. The Ice House Blues |
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2. I'm a Walleye Woman in a Crappie Town |
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3. My Smorgasbord of Love |
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4. I'm the One the Only One For You |
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5. Bunyan Bay in the Summertime |
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6. Upside Down in My Pickup Truck |
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7. I Wanna go to the Mall of America |
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8. Take a Chance |
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9. That Dirty Piece of... |
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10. The Bunyan Yodel |
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11. He Wore a Purple Tux |
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12. You're My Woman |
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13. Victim Of My Y Chromosome |
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14. Little Ernie Eelpout |
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15. Last Night I Dreamed |
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16. The Bunyan Yodel (Reprise) |
Click below for additional materials: CD - Cast recordingOther titles by Phil & Paul Olson:
A Don't Hug Me Christmas CarolA Don't Hug Me County Fair
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