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Book & Lyrics by Phil Olson Music by Paul Olson Musical Comedy 3m, 2f Interior A hilarious spoof of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol.” It’s the smash hit sequel to the award-winning musical, Don't Hug Me. It's Christmas Eve in Bunyan Bay, Minnesota and cantankerous bar owner Gunner Johnson gets in an argument with his wife, Clara, tells her he’s skipping Christmas, he storms out of the bar, goes snowmobiling across the lake, falls through the ice and goes into a coma. He comes back in his dream where he's visited by folk legend, Sven Yorgensen, who plays the ghost of Christmas past, present, and future. Sven takes Gunner (Scrooge) on a journey similar to that in Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol only very different. Will Gunner come out of his coma and find redemption with Clara at The Bunyan? Find out. Featuring 17 original songs, including, “The Christmas Cheese Polka,” “The Wheel is Turnin’ but the Hamster is Dead,” “Gunner Fell Into an Ice Hole,” “It’s Christmas Time so Please Give Me Some,” “The Bunyan Beguine,” “I Love You More Than Football,” “What Would Barbra Streisand Do?” and “I'd Rather be Naughty.” Only 5 characters, a simple set, and it doesn’t require a band, A Don’t Hug Me Christmas Carol is very inexpensive to produce. "Best Musical of 2006!" -Reviewplays.com "Non-stop laughs!...I loved it!" - LA Scene "A wonderful, zany musical comedy!" - Irish News "A crowd-pleasing holiday hoot!…Book your seats today!" - Tolucan Times "Big laughs!...A fun-filled holiday vacation!" -Studio City Sun "Holiday amusement for the whole family!" - Valley Scene "Hysterical!" - KCLA Radio "A laugh a minute!" - Norway Times "There were tears in my eyes with laughter!" -The Ticket Stub "It's not a wonder that this enjoyable holiday musical has been extended more than once!" – National Jewish News "Rib-tickling fun!" - St. Cloud Times Licensing terms quoted upon application. Music available on rental. Standard rental package includes: Piano/Conductor’s Score
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1. It's Christmas Time So Water The Tree |
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2. Stuck in a Chimney |
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3. Gramma Cut the Christmas Cheese (The Christmas Cheese Polka) |
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4. It's Christmas Time So Please Give Me Some |
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5. The Wheel is Turnin' But The Hamster is Dead |
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6. Gunner Fell Into an Ice Hole |
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7. I Love You More Than Football |
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8. You Can Call Me Tiny |
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9. Me and My Baby Gonna Swing |
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10. Another Piece of Pie |
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11. I'd Rather Be Naughty |
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12. The Bunyan Beguine |
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13. What Would Barbra Streisand Do |
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14. I'm So Hosed |
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15. Yo Yo Yo |
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16. Deep In The Closet |
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17. We Were Happy |
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18. Gramma Cut the Christmas Cheese (Reprise) |
Click below for additional materials: CD - Cast recordingOther titles by Phil & Paul Olson:
Don't Hug MeA Don't Hug Me County Fair
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