Jack Sharkey

Full Length, Fantasy Farce

3 m., 2 f.

Int.

Who cracked up Moose's Maserati? Why is his business associate the judge at his trial? Did Doreen really make hubby's sloppy Joes out of Alpo? Who's going to do the commercials for Superjock Toiletries? And why is Moose's wife letting Galan Del Suefio go mad with amore while pro footballer hubby is in the room? Is any of this happening or is Emily ready for the funny farm? When "football widow" Emily daydreams herself an attentive Latin lover, lover boy decides it's more fun being real and no harried housewife ever found herself in a funnier fix. Audiences howl as the frantic fullback tries to fend off a figment of his wife's imagination before the figment carries her into the end zone.

FEE: $75 per performance.