A Deadly Habit, or The Superbowl Massacre

SHEELA SLUTSKY – Aggressive housewife from the Bronx. Anti-sports. Pro-bitch and moan. Late thirties.
JIM “PORKY” NASIUM – Referee. Former Steeler's football coach. Boisterous. He sports a big paunch and carries a little whistle.
BUNNY “BLEACHERS” NAGURSKY – Wild cheerleader in pigtails and pompoms. Man in drag. 40 years old. From Pennsylvania.
MADAME SHUSHATSKI – Wrinkled French ballet mistress. Speaks broken French and German. Carries a ballet baton at all times. Whacks people and objects with baton to emphasize statements. 40 years old. Plays ancient.
MRS. “CHICKY” KNUTE ROCKNE – Penniless cocktail waitress. Adorable and foul-mouthed. Wife of the late Knute Rockne. Secretly bitter since losing her husband’s pension from the professional football league. 70 years old.
MRS. TESS BUMBLEGARDNER – Food editor for Better Homes and Gardens. She is a sharp, organized writer. She knows about family life, food and politely advises people on how to run their lives. As a food editor, she knows the ingredients to everything, including murder. She never misses a trick and always has a note pad in hand. Colorful and quirky dresser. Large woman. Jessica Fletcher type.
COMMISSIONER DANFORTH BUSH – National Football League commissioner. He started out in the minor leagues and sleazed his way up to the top. Plays tough and conservative with all but himself. 60 years old.
BOBBY “THE BUNS” BUTKIS – Handsome football player.  Expected to this year's #1 draft choice of the Dallas Cowboys, the lowest ranked team this past season. Plays quarterback. Ballet dancer.

BUNNY “BLEACHERS” NAGURSKY and MADAME SHUSHATSKI are both drag roles played by the same man.

BUNNY “BLEACHERS” NAGURSKY and MADAME SHUSHATSKI are both drag roles played by the same man.