Full Length Play, Comedy, Melodrama / 3m, 7f
The author of I Shot My Rich Aunt sets this merry murder on a yacht in the French Riviera. The guests on board discover they are marked for a madman's murderous vengeance when Old Maid cards on which each is named and nastily described arrive. Can the malevolent mastermind be Linda Luscious…
- Minimum Fee: $90 per performance
- Time Period: Present Day
- Duration: 90 minutes
- Setting: The saloon-lounge of THE PRIVET DUROC, a private yacht, moored in the Mediterranean just off Cap d'Antibes.
- Additional Features: Not Applicable
- Features / Contains: Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes
- Musical Style: N/A (Not a musical)
- Vocal Demands: N/A (Not a musical)
- Chorus Size: N/A (Not a musical)
LINDA LUSCIOUS - a famous fashion model.
VICTOR VALOR - a movie stunt-double.
WENDY WINDY - a talk-show hostess.
HARRY HULK - a furry private investigator.
RITCHY RAUNCHY - a wealthy lounge lizard.
SIBYL SERVICE - a certified public accountant.
FANNY FLOP - an unsuccessful actress.
JILLIAN JOGGER - an aerobics advocate.
MINNIE MOUNTAIN - a renowned wrestler, may be male or female.
PORTIA PECK - a private stenographer.
MARGARITA MARTINI - a lady bartender.
QUEENIE QUILL - a ship's steward, may be male or female.
- Non-Traditional casting
- Cross gender casting
- Flexible casting
The characters of Minnie Mountain and Queenie Quill may be played by a male or female actor, with dialogue adjustment where neccessary.