The Secretaries

by  Maureen Angelos, Lisa Kron, Babs Davy, Dominique Dibbell, Peg Healey

Full Length Play, Dark Comedy  /  5f

"The Secretaries is a sustained, amusing look at the fine line between aggression and assertiveness." – The New Yorker

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    105 Minutes
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    From Off-Broadway
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    Target Audience

    • Adult

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Something's rotten in Big Bone! Pretty Patty Johnson is thrilled to join the secretarial pool at the Cooney Lumber Mill under the iron-fisted leadership of sultry office manager Susan Curtis. But she soon begins to feel that all is not right—the enforced diet of Slim-Fast shakes, the strange clicking language between the girls, the monthly disappearance of a lumberjack. By the time Patty discovers murder is part of these office killers' skill set, it's too late to turn back! In the guise of satiric exploitation-horror, The Secretaries takes an unflinching look at the warping cultural expectations of femininity.
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"The Secretaries is a sustained, amusing look at the fine line between aggression and assertiveness. – The New Yorker

"The Five Lesbian Brothers render their satirical portraits with a deft but merciless eye." –The Los Angeles Times

"95 minutes of gritty, bawdy, bloody humor pregnant with incisive social commentary." – San Francisco Examiner

"A mordantly cheerful slice of Grand Guignol." – The New York Times


  • About Face Theatre's scene 1 from The Secretaries
  • About Face Theatre's scene 2 from The Secretaries
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Performing Groups

  • College Theatre / Student
  • Professional Theatre
  • Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups


  • Caution Alcohol Alcohol
  • Caution Strong Language Strong Language
  • Caution Mild Adult Mild Adult Themes

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  • Minimum Fee: $100 per performance



  • Time Period: 1990s
  • Duration: 105 Minutes
  • Setting: The play takes place in and around the town of Big Bone, Oregon. Some time before Windows ’95.
  • Features / Contains: Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes


DAWN MIDNIGHT – office lesbian.
ASHLEY ELIZABETH FRATANGELO – Susan’s sycophant, bulimic.
PATTY JOHNSON – the new girl.
SUSAN CURTIS – offi ce manager/cult leader.
PEACHES MARTIN – sweet, clueless, slow-moving target.
BUZZ BENIKEE – sensitive lumberjack.
HANK AND SANDY – sexually harassing lumberjacks (slow).
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  • All Female
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Maureen Angelos

Maureen Angelos

Lisa Kron

Lisa Kron is a writer and performer whose work has been widely produced in New York, regionally, and internationally. Her plays include Well, 2.5 Minute Ride, and The Ver**zon Play. She wrote the book and lyrics for the musical Fun Home (with music by composer Jeanine Tesori), winner of five 2015 Tony Awards including ...

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Babs Davy

Babs Davy

Dominique Dibbell

Dominique Dibbell

Peg Healey

Peg Healey

The Secretaries premiered at the WOW Cafe in New York City in December 1993 under the direction of Kate Stafford.

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