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Gums

Short Play, Comedy  /  2m

Welcome to Senior Citizens's Professional Football. Suave announcer Chuck Chickie calls the game on the radio while Mihauser provides the color, having retired at 89. The field is only 50 yards long and there are twelve time outs in each 7.5 minute quarter. Old women can be cheerleaders if they have…

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Welcome to Senior Citizens's Professional Football. Suave announcer Chuck Chickie calls the game on the radio while Mihauser provides the color, having retired at 89. The field is only 50 yards long and there are twelve time outs in each 7.5 minute quarter. Old women can be cheerleaders if they have their own teeth and can jump without causing bone damage. This broadcast culminates in the demise of star Gums Garretty.

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Jules Tasca

Through I.U.P., Jules Tasca has taught playwrighting at Oxford University in England and he has performed with a commedia dell’arte group in Central Italy. He is the author of over 125 (full-length and one-act) published plays that have been produced in numerous national thea ...

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