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Criminal Hearts

Full-Length Play, Comedy  /  2w, 2m

"Loads of fun [...] Wonderful farcical comedy." - The Detroit News

  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    2w, 2m
  • Duration
    Duration
    90 minutes
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    Adult, Senior, Teen (Age 14 - 18)

Details

Summary
In total darkness, a burglar breaks into Ata’s apartment. She wakes and claims to have a gun. The burglar turns on a light, revealing a luxury apartment totally denuded of furniture. Ata has been cleaned out by her lawyer husband. In revenge for his philandering, she slept with his best friend, and he took all of the furniture in his rage. The burglar, actually a female grifter, and Ata join forces to take the husband for everything. The grifter and her male partner have lost their “shimmy,” the woman who pretends to have been victimized, and it is clear that Ata would make an excellent replacement. She eventually agrees and embarks on a life of crime. Fans of the author’s Talking With, Vital Signs, Cementville, and What Mama Don’t Know will delight in the quirky humor of this cross between Thelma & Louise and The Grifters.
History

Criminal Hearts premiered at The Theatre Company in Detroit, Michigan on April 24, 1992 and was directed by David L. Regal.

Keywords
ATA – A romantic agoraphobic in her mid-30s, is in a lot of trouble
BO – A grafter in good times, a burglar in bad. Truth is the least of her worries, 32-40
ROBBIE – Bo’s Getaway man, has a low-down sex appeal and loves malt balls, 28-33
WIB – A man in the worst sense of the word, 38-45
MRS. CARNAHAN – An offstage voice, 50-60
  • Time Period Present Day
  • Setting The bedroom of an expensive condo in Chicago. 
  • Features Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes
  • Duration 90 minutes
  • Cautions
    • Mild Adult Themes

Media

REVIEWS

"Loads of fun [...] Wonderful farcical comedy." - The Detroit News

Music

  • Musical Style N/A (Not a musical)
  • Vocal DemandsN/A (Not a musical)
  • Chorus Size N/A (Not a musical)

Licensing & Materials

  • Minimum Fee: $110 per performance

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Authors

Jane Martin

Jane Martin, a Kentuckian, first came to national attention for Talking With, a collection of monologues premiering in Actors Theatre of Louisville’s 1982 Humana Festival of New American Plays. Since its New York premiere at Manhattan Theatre Club in 1982, Talking With has be ...
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