At the Portland airport bar, an attractive MBA waits for her flight next to a middle aged salesman. She just lost a big account on the first call of her career and dreads flying home a loser. The customer wanted sex and she can still make the sale if she gives in. The salesman isn't looking forward to another week on the road or to flying back to an unhappy home. They hear a boarding announcement for a tour to Hawaii, Bora Bora, Fiji and Samoa and gaze off dreaming "if only..."
Published in Off Off Broadway Festival Plays, 24th Series.