The Little Red Schoolhouse
by Millard Crosby
Short Play, Comedy / 1m, 2f, 5boy(s), 6girl(s)
The zany cast of characters that attend and work at the little red schoolhouse are sure to leave audiences in stitches!
- Minimum Fee: $45 per performance
- Time Period: Contemporary, Present Day
- Setting: The classroom of a little red schoolhouse in any village in the U.S.A. The present. A morning in October.
- Features / Contains: Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes
- Musical Style: N/A (Not a musical)
- Vocal Demands: N/A (Not a musical)
- Chorus Size: N/A (Not a musical)
Casting1m, 2f, 5boy(s), 6girl(s)
MARY BRONSON - The teacher at the little red schoolhouse.
EZRA PORTER - The head of the school board.
MRS. EZRA PORTER (SYLVIA) - His domineering wife.
BUTCH CALLAHAN - The toughest boy in school.
TUBBY FINK - THe fattest boy in school.
MAYBERRY FLUTTER - The sweetest boy in school.
FLASH GRAHAM - The laziest boy in school.
PEWEE REIS - The thinnest boy in school.
MIDGE REIS - His twin sister.
ELSA SCHMIDT - The dubest girl in school.
MARIGOLD TALBOT - There's one in every school.
TESSIE TA:ENT - The giggliest girl in school.
HILDEGARDE LA VERNE - Turns up missing.
- Ensemble cast
- Features Children
- Features Teens
"If desired, the parts of the school children may be played by adults since it produces uprorious results to see the grown-ups dressed as youngsters."