No, No, A Million Times No! (Only a Farmer's Daughter.)
by Bud Tompkins, Eskel Crawford
Short Play, Melodrama / 4m, 8f
A wildly hilarious old time melodrama with music! You'll get a good idea of the hilarity by reading over the list of songs which include: "No Mother to Guide Her" and "The Villain Still Pursued Her." Stafford Blackman lures Nellie Quackenbush, innocent farmer's daughter, to the big city for the purp…
A ideal feature item in a variety show or revue. Each book contains the full text with stage directions and the piano score of all the music (No orchestrations available).
- Minimum Fee: $45 per performance
- Setting: Pappy Quackenbush's farmhouse, somewhere in the country, on a summer's day in yesteryear.
- Additional Features: Play w/ Music
AMOS (PAPPY) QUACKENBUSH - a farmer
NELLIE QUACKENBUSH - the farmer's daughter
BIRDIE SEED - the farmer's housekeeper
EMMELINE - the farmer's hired gal
NOBLE HART - the farmer's neighbor
IFFY CANN - a young country boy
STAFFORD BLACKMAN - a city slicker
GWENDOLYN FINEFEATHERS - his lady friend
DELLA - a young city girl
ELLA - a young city girl
KATE - a young city girl
DUPLIKATE - a young city girl
CHORUS - modern boys and girls, old fashioned milkmaids, and farm boys
- Room for Extras
Music Material Rental Packages
All necessary music materials can be found at the back of the acting edition.