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A SAMUEL FRENCH, INC. TITLE
Short Play, Comedy / 7w, 8m
Preston Powell
An insane discussion of the age old problem: "are teachers driven nuts or are teachers nuts to begin with?" Moving, unperturbed, in a veritable bedlam of a classroom, and accepting the most insane answers as logical and academically correct, Miss Abigail fails to so much as notice the frantic effort…
ABIGAIL ABBYSINIA - An "Old Maid" personified. Humorless, colorless, without imagination or originality. Governs her small world grimly and with vigor. Dressed in a stiff black dress with collar and cuffs. BULL DURHAM - A bully and consequently a coward dressed in nondescript clothing.EARNEST E. RUDITE - He is meticulously polite and studiously efficient, carefully groomed and neatly dressed.FATSO JUMBO TUBBY TERWILLIGER - An overstuffed glutton with a one track mind directly connected with his digestive system who overflows his clothing in all directions.SKINNAY SMITH - A lanky lad whose wrists have grown too fast for his coat and whose shins have long since parted with the bottom of his trousers.WEARY WILLIE WHITE - The All American Standing-Sitting-Sleeping Champion. He yawns incessantly and sleeps intermittently, and looks as if he has slept in his clothes. CARY CORNTASSEL - A rube type, dressed in patched up overalls. He is not very bright in his studies, but isn't bothered or aware of it.PERCY PRETTYBOY - A self-conscious clothes-horse. Beautifully dressed with matching manners. He is disdainful of his classmates but very conscious of his female classmates.TUFFY TUKES - A wholehearted roughneck who is rough in dress, manner and nature. He reads into the most innocent remarks as an invitation to battle.LULUBELLE LOLLIPOP - A perfect running mate for Percy and their consequent felicity in each other's company is quite understandable.TOMBOY TOOTS - A harum-scarum hoyden who doesn't permit an oversight of nature in not creating her a boy to worry her in the least.BASHFUL BETTY - A shy, small girl born with her finger in her mouth. Very timid and unobtrusive. Dressed plainly, but neatly in colorless clothing. GIGGLY GOON - Constantly giggling at the slightest provocation, but can take care of herself in combat and gladly goes into the fray when the opportunity comes her way. Dresses "cutely" in a starched dress with bows at her waist and in her hair.SUSIE SIMPER - Well dressed and pretty, a simpering sap.PEACHES PRIMPER - Well dressed and pretty, and primeval primper.
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