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Oedipus For Kids!

Full-Length Musical, Dark Comedy  /  1w, 2m

Robert Saferstein, Gil Varod, Kimberly Patterson

“A spoof of children's theatre, with some truly funny songs and endearingly loopy performances from a cast of just three.” – Charles Isherwood, The New York Times

  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    1w, 2m
  • Duration
    Duration
    120 minutes (2 hours)
  • SubGenre
    Subgenre
    Adventure, Adaptations (Literature), Experimental, Parody / Spoof
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    Adult, Senior, Teen (Age 14 - 18)

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Summary
Hey kids! Join your pal Oedipus – a little boy a lot like you – as he takes an exciting journey across ancient Greece to become king! You'll learn all about blind people, familial love, and communicable diseases! Sing along to favorite songs like “A Little Complex,” “What’s It Like When Ya Get The Plague?” and “My Lover Is My Husband Is My Son!” Warning: May contain manslaughter, eye-gouging and parental incest...

Unfolding in real time, Oedipus for Kids! turns the audience into attendees of the latest performance of the Fuzzy Duck Theatre Company, a three-person troupe dedicated to performing the classics for children. Having had success with previous offerings such as Uncle Tommy's Cabin and Titus Andronicus Bakes A Cake, company founder Alistair has decided that the next logical step is tackling Sophocles' Oedipus Rex. But all is not as pleasant as it seems with the Fuzzy Ducks: Alistair is in the middle of a bitter divorce with troupe member Catalina, who suspects something is up when she learns that tonight's audience includes the executives from sponsor “Beanz! Coffee for Kids.”

When Catalina learns that her ex-husband has bought her share in the Fuzzy Ducks only to sell it to Beanz! Coffee for ten times net value, Catalina decides to sabotage the production. What was once a misguided – albeit educational – theatrical experience swiftly spirals into a Charybdis-like whirlpool of suck, and Catalina's revenge leads to a darkly comic denouement.

Please note: This play is not for young audiences.

ALISTAIR – Male, Baritone/Bass. Artistic director of a children’s theatre troupe. Like Raffi with a slightly sinister/deranged side.
CATALINA – Female, Mezzo. Performance artist with a dry sense of humor and a sharp tongue.
EVAN – Male, Tenor. A newly-arrived actor, the son of a billionaire CEO. Very innocent, not so intense in thinking. Younger than Alistair (and possibly Catalina).

EVAN plays Oedipus
ALISTAIR plays Tedipus/Laius/Sphinxy/Teiresias
CATALINA plays Mommy/Oracle/Jocasta

EVAN plays Oedipus
ALISTAIR plays Tedipus/Laius/Sphinxy/Teiresias
CATALINA plays Mommy/Oracle/Jocasta

  • Time Period Contemporary, Present Day, Greek; Roman & Biblical
  • Features Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes, Elaborate / High Volume Costumes, Fantasy Costumes, Period Costumes
  • Additional Features Audience Participation/Interactive, Local Celebrity Cameo, Physical Comedy, Puppetry, Stage Combat
  • Duration 120 minutes (2 hours)
  • Cautions
    • Strong Language
    • Mild Adult Themes

Media

“Hysterical! Theatergoers will be in stitches with this wacky musical.” – CurtainUp Phoenix

“A spoof of children’s theatre, with some truly funny songs and endearingly loopy performances from a cast of just three.” – Charles Isherwood, The New York Times

“This twisted treat lives up to its outrageous title admirably. The book captures a Christopher Durang-like sensibility that is infectiously entertaining. Varod and Saferstein’s score is a total treat, too (which I’ve been humming more than a few times). Yes, you can do Oedipus for Kids! And it can be just as horrifyingly fun as it sounds.” – Broadway.com

“Pee-in-your-pants funny. Absolutely funny. I can say ‘pee in your pants’ on TV, can’t I? I was laughing so hard I was crying. Very, very funny.” – Matt Lehrman, Good Morning Arizona

“Catchy and funny!” – Orlando Sentinel

“A ribald send-up on classic literature. Debauchery reigns in this totally twisted telling of a Greek myth of yore. You’ll love this show.” – Asheville Citizen-Times

“Fresh! Fun! Hilarious! Equal parts Noises Off and Charles Busch.” – Phoenix New Times

“Wonderfully inappropriate. Funny beyond belief. Feel free to laugh till you can’t feel your cell phone vibrate.” – Ink19

“Brilliantly funny... has the raw potential to become a classic in its own right.” – HyReviews

“The score is Sesame Street with an edge. Great melodies, smart and humorous lyrics.” – National Alliance for Musical Theatre

“An engaging and melodic score by a talented new composer-lyricist team.” – Jeffrey Richards, producer of August: Osage County, Spring Awakening and Hair

“Funny, well-crafted, and with a charming score.” – Sue Frost, producer of Memphis

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Music

  • Musical Style Classic Broadway, Pop/Rock, Jazz
  • Vocal DemandsModerate
  • Orchestra Size Small/Combo
  • Chorus Size No Chorus

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Authors

Author

Robert Saferstein

Gil Varod

Gil Varod may be most well-known from his website BroadwayAbridged.com where his satirical scripts skewering theatre shows, Tony Awards, and episodes of 'SMASH' have been read by a whole bunch of folk, and are secretly passed around backstage by Broadway cast members. His mus ...
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Kimberly Patterson

Kimberly Patterson began her theatrical career in high school, majored in Dramatic Literature at NYU, and began working in Off-Broadway theaters. Memorable experiences include delivering a package to Wendy Wasserstein, making coffee for Wallace Shawn, and running sound for th ...
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