EMI EDWARDS – 17, female, Geek, badass, Samurai
INSIDE GIRL – 17, female, Emi's inside voice
LAURA - 17, female, The lovable girl Emi saved
MARY – 17, female, Queen Bee in-training
ANDREA – 18, female, Queen Bee
PATRICK – 15, male, Vengeful nerd
DJ MC – 18, male, Andrea's boyfriend
TREY – 17, male, QB1 in-training
PRINCIPAL PARKER – 40s, male/female, Hipster Principal of EHS
VP FRACONNE – 40s , male/female, Non-hipster VP of EHS
COUNSELOR THERESA – 22, female, Former cool kid turned teacher
JILLIE LEE – 19, female, Second year senior
CHANTAL – 18, female, Patrick's online GF
SHELDON – 17, male, Goth Henchman
DUSTIN – 17, male, Goth Henchman
THATCHER – 18, female, Drama Queen Shogun
SARAH – 18, female, Teen Tea Partiers Shogun
MOM – 40s, female, Emi's self-centered Mom
DAD – 40s, male, Emi's absentee Dad
CRYSTAL – 18, female, Co-Shogun of the Band Nerds
KRYSTY – 18, female, Co-Shogun of the Band Nerds
ROCKER GIRL – 25, female, Anxious girl in the park
WALTER – 16, male, The real Chantal
Recommended Multi-Cast Breakdown for 5F/3M
1. Emi Edwards
2. Inside Girl
3. Mary/Counselor Theresa
4. Andrea Armstrong/Thatcher/Sarah/Rocker Girl/Krysty
5. Jillie/Laura/Chantal/Laura/Mom/Crystal
6. Patrick
7. DJ MC/Principal Parker/Sheldon/Walter
8. Trey/VP Francone/Dustin/Dad