Do Not Disturb

by  Billy Van Zandt, Jane Milmore

Full Length Play, Comedy  /  3m, 3f

Here are six hilarious one-act sex comedies that all take place in the same hotel suite. In THE PICK UP (2m, 1f), a wild bachelor gets more than he bargained for when he picks up a beautiful woman who can't wait to get him alone. SUPERSTAR (1m, 1f-monologue) involves a movie star's latest conquest…

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  • Cast Size

    Cast Size

    3m, 3f
  • Duration

    Duration

    90 minutes
  • Accolades

    Accolades

    Not Applicable
  • Audience

    Target Audience

    • Adult

Additional Info

Here are six hilarious one-act sex comedies that all take place in the same hotel suite. In The Pick Up(2m, 1f), a wild bachelor gets more than he bargained for when he picks up a beautiful woman who can't wait to get him alone. Superstar (1m, 1f-monologue) involves a movie star's latest conquest who finds he can't quite live up to the man she dreamed he'd be. In The Blue Movie(3m, 1f), a schnook bellhop is blackmailed into starring in a Viking porno film with two amateur actors and a priest. The gag-filled Wedding (3m, 3f) features an hysterical groom who goes to extremes to hide his wife's sister who is attached at the zipper. In The Rendezvous(1m, 2f), a cheating husband is startled to have his weekly tryst with his mistress rudely interrupted by his electric drill-toting wife. The final scene, Suicide Ballet (3m, 3f), has the room occupied by a pathetic loser who can't manage killing himself, but has no trouble wiping out half the population of the hotel. This explosive finale always brings down the house. Literally.
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Reviews

"Welcome back, sex comedy! Glad to see you!"- Star Ledger


"A hot bed of love and laughs! Excellent! Keeps patrons in stitches!"- The Herald, Ontario


"Uproarious! Do Not Disturb deserves wild applause! Hang onto your seats!"- The Times

Keywords

Love, Marriage

Considerations

Performing Groups

  • College Theatre / Student
  • Community Theatre
  • Dinner Theatre
  • Professional Theatre
  • Senior Theatre
  • Shoestring Budget
  • Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups

Cautions

  • Caution Mild Adult Mild Adult Themes

License details

  • Minimum Fee: $75 per performance
    Minimum Fee: $75 per performance
    $45 per short play individually

Production

Details

  • Time Period: Present Day
  • Duration: 90 minutes
  • Additional Features: Local Celebrity Cameo, Physical Comedy
  • Features / Contains: Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes

Music

  • Musical Style: N/A (Not a musical)

Casting

3m, 3f
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Cast Attributes

  • Ensemble cast
  • Expandable casting
  • Flexible casting
  • Local Celebrity Cameo
  • Strong Role for Leading Man (Star Vehicle)
  • Strong Role for Leading Woman (Star Vehicle)

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Authors

Billy Van Zandt

Billy Van Zandt - after starring in a series of his own plays (If you've never seen this clown at work, you should be ashamed of yourself - Asbury Park Press), Billy made his feature film debut in Jaws 2. The success of his comedies (written with partner Jane Milmore) brought him to the attention of Bob Newhart, who hi ...

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Jane Milmore

Jane Milmore began her career as an actress. After starring in several national TV commercials, she appeared in the TV shows Anything But Love and Sydney, as well as guest-starring on Bless This House, Newhart, Martin, The Hughley’s, and The Wayans Bros. Jane also ap ...

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This explosive finale brought down the house when Do Not Disturb premiered at New Jersey's Henderson Theatre starring the authors.

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