Suitehearts

by  Billy Van Zandt, Jane Milmore

Full Length Play, Comedy  /  3m, 2f

"Even the off stage lines bring guffaws! I'll bet a lot of the audience will be back a second time!"- Asbury Park Press

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  • Cast Size

    Cast Size

    3m, 2f
  • Duration

    Duration

    90 minutes
  • Accolades

    Accolades

    Not Applicable
  • Audience

    Target Audience

    • Adult
    • Senior

Additional Info

A young couple from Pennsylvania checks into a posh New York hotel to fill their weekend with bliss, only to have it filled with strangers. Timothy and his wife have inadvertently booked the same honeymoon suite as Frankie and Wanda, an older couple from New Jersey. After they scuffle over the accommodations, no one is where or with whom they should be. Filled with sight gags and one liners, this play broke the house records at New Jersey's Dam Site Dinner Theater. During the course of the evening, Timothy grows into a man, Elizabeth learns about trust, Frankie learns to respect women and Wanda learns to respect herself.
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Reviews

"Even the offstage lines bring guffaws! I'll bet a lot of the audience will be back a second time!"- Asbury Park Press

“Enough one-liners to keep an orchestra of rim shot artists busy!” - The Daily Register

“Fun!” - Irvine World News

“Suitehearts finds love and abundant laughter!” - Worcester Telegram and Gazette

Keywords

Love, Marriage

Considerations

Performing Groups

  • College Theatre / Student
  • Community Theatre
  • Dinner Theatre
  • Professional Theatre
  • Senior Theatre

Cautions

  • Caution Alcohol Alcohol
  • Caution Mild Adult Mild Adult Themes

License details

  • Minimum Fee: $75 per performance

Production

Details

  • Time Period: Not Applicable
  • Duration: 90 minutes
  • Setting: The Honeymoon Suite, in NYC's finest.
  • Additional Features: Not Applicable
  • Features / Contains: Contemporary Costumes / Street Clothes

Music

  • Musical Style: N/A (Not a musical)

Casting

3m, 2f
HERMAN - the Bellboy.
ELIZABETH TAYLOR
TIMOTHY TAYLOR
FRANKIE BELLAMY
WANDA BELLAMY
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Cast Attributes

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Authors

Billy Van Zandt

Billy Van Zandt - after starring in a series of his own plays (If you've never seen this clown at work, you should be ashamed of yourself - Asbury Park Press), Billy made his feature film debut in Jaws 2. The success of his comedies (written with partner Jane Milmore) brought him to the attention of Bob Newhart, who hi ...

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Jane Milmore

Jane Milmore began her career as an actress. After starring in several national TV commercials, she appeared in the TV shows Anything But Love and Sydney, as well as guest-starring on Bless This House, Newhart, Martin, The Hughley’s, and The Wayans Bros. Jane also ap ...

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Suitehearts opened at the Dam Site Dinner-Theater, Tinton Falls, NJ on June 13, 1980. It was produced by Kathy Reed and directed by Billy Van Zandt

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